miklche:

a friend of mine was wondering how Garrett puts on his corset…so I made this sketch for her xD


cosplay-in-the-usa:

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viergacht:

selfia:

lavendercrystalfissures:

I’m pretty sure this is the lady that played yzma in the emporers new groove

Motherfuckers, educate yourselves when it comes to Eartha Kitt.

Eartha Kitt is Catwoman. She is Freya. She’s Shaleem-La-Lume, Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother, Angel, and Helen of Troy.

She was a civil rights activist, a peace activist, an LGTBQ activist (considering it a civil right), did benefit concerts and fundraisers for HIV AIDS orgs, she testified on behalf of “Rebels with a Cause” to set up their youth clean up group, she made Lady Bird Johnson cry when commenting on the Vietnam War while she was IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A GODDAMNED LUNCH. The CIA called her a nymphomaniac for it.

AND HAVE YOU HEARD HER SING? Cheesus, she’s got a star of Hollywood blvd for a reason. 

We all may know her best as evil Yzma but she was a heaven sent kind of lady.

YES!

who in this world doesn’t know and love Eartha Kitt

She was also Madame Zeroni in Holes.

mymompickedthisurl:

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

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galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

the newest member of the avengers initiative:  Dick Fury

tardis-mind-palace:

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

Advertising is fuckin weird man

Happy Easter!

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

I want your balls in my mouth.

— Anonymous

cosplay-in-the-usa: